Me: Thanks for calling xxxxxxx and thanks for holding, my name is
Scotty
Caller: Wes
Me: and your last name?
Caller:.......
Me: How about your phone number?
Caller: I don't know it. I just got this phone and I can't remember
stuff
too well.
Me: Okay, how can I help you?
Caller: My truck don't run.
Me: And?
Caller: It had a quarter tank of gas and now it shows half a tank, but
it
was running good and then it quit. Now it won't start.
Me: It went from a quarter to a half tank?
Caller: I parked it sideways on a hill.
Me: Hmm, it sounds as if you may have possibly gotten the pick up tube
above the fuel level, which would cause a no start situation.
Caller: But it shows a half tank!
Me: Do you have dual tanks?
Caller: Yeah
Me: And with those dual tanks do you have a switch to go between the
two?
Caller: No
Me: Did the truck act like it ran out of fuel?
Caller: Yeah
Caller: Can you tell me if there are codes for running out of fuel?
Me: No, you do not get a code for running out of fuel.
Caller: I want to see if there are codes.
Me: Okay, what engine do you have?
Caller: A red one.
Me: I need a bit more information than that. What kind of engine is it?
Caller: A xxxxxxx
Me: That is not helping me at all. Can you tell me a bit more about it?
Caller: It's a 6 cylinder diesel engine.
Me: That really does not help me at all. Okay, does the engine say
anything
on it?
Caller: It says xxxxxxx.
Me: What year and what kind of truck is it?
Caller: It's a 2005 Volvo semi.
Me: Okay, do you see a metal tag on the engine with some numbers on it?
Caller: Yes
Me: Does one of them begin with either a 35 or a 79 and have 8 digits?
Caller: Yeah, one begines with 79, but had ESN in front of it.
Me: Okay, that tells me what kind of engine you have.
Me: Now look in the unit and tell me if you see a diagnostic switch.
Me:......
Caller: What's a diagnostic switch?
Me: That would be a switch that says the word "Diagnostic" or somethng
similar near it.
Caller: I don't have one.
Me: Well, the only way to pull a code is if it is an active one, so you
probably would not be able to get one anyway.
Caller: Ohh.
Me: Why don't you try gettng some diesel and putting it into the fuel
tanks
so you can raise the level up some to get it to the fuel pick up tube, then
start the engine and pull the unit to level ground?
Caller: I'm on a dairy farm, and cows only give milk, not diesel.
Me: What!?!?
Caller: Cows don't have diesel in them so I can't get any diesel.
Me:.......
Me: Okay, Let me see who your closest xxxxxxx authorized repair
facility
is, and we will see if they can assist you with call out service.
Caller: I am located in xxxxx VA. That is pretty far away from
everywhere.
Me: I show a xxxxxxx facility less than 20 miles away, and I can give
you
their number, then transfer you to them. They should be able to provide
personalized assistance to you, and possibly be able to bring enough
fuel
to get you going.
Caller: Hey! I see a tractor here! I think I will hook it to my rig and
pull it off the hill and onto some flat ground!
Me: I would not advise that.
Caller: I'm going to get off of here and do that! All I have to do is
to
hook to my truck and pull it off of the hill. I'm going to go now. Bye!
Me:......
1 comment:
Omg! Is he THAT stupid? I would definitely check if the dude died or not. I would put on his gravestone "DIED BECAUSE FUCKING STUPIDITY" -dies laughing- He's got some screws loose. -laughs some more-
"Cows don't produce Diesel fuel, they produce MILK moron!"
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